WARNING:
Some of these ramblings contain bad language and bad taste

Words harvested from my head

Fencing with words – PDF

:rip: Dead dogs, and Cornish-men Picture version – PDF
The Names have been changed to protect the guilty

Mermaids swimming in my head – Pic Version – PDF

You can polish a turd
Published in GARBAJ

Pet Shop Assistants Are Useless These days (an ocelot, haiku test)
Published in GARBAJ

tiny biccy -NEWEST- – PDF

The land of Yin – PDF

I don’t want the moon on a stick – Pic version – PDF

When the world falls out of your ass –PDF– -NEWEST- :jester:

Stop Starting (an exersise in pointlessness) -NEWER-

Shitty Slippers -NEWER-

If you want to hear them being read in the style they are intended, you can listen to the rough demo recordings I made for a group of odd-balls I have the pleasure of working with, (The BINGE MACHINE) by visiting my SOUNDCLOUD page.

These works are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License

These are the extra fonts I have used
Thickhead – Floydian – Slasher

Words of wisdom from other people
Shel Silverstein’s Adult Works :rip:
The best resource for Shel Silverstein’s pearls of joy and genius

Rachel Pantechnicon Motivational poems for cats and for people